I like to forget about how awkward I am. Since most days I’m around the same people I do pretty well. But then comes along “Dino” at Kohls. He was shopping with his mom and he saw me checking out some wedge lace up booties.. a trend that intigues me but I haven’t figured out yet. Anyway so he comments on the boots and I comment on the boots. And I start blushing and sweating iiiimmediately. I needed to get away from him. But he followed me around for a minute trying to engage something. And I continued to sweat and blush. I broke away at last. I tried on some overpriced j.lo brand sparkly shirts. Decided it was something I did not need right now and started to head out. And then I heard “psst. Hey! Psst. Hey you’re my friend!”. Alas it was Dino. (Did I mention he was wearing something like size 00 washed black jeans and a tight ribbed black sweater. Hair slicked back and yet messy and big round tortoise glasses. Probably about 22 to 25 yrs old. This was the illusive suburban hipster). He told me I looked like his friend Megan from Maine and that when he goes shopping he likes to find a friend and buy her something (he couldn’t buy me anything bc he didn’t have his wallet). I sweated. I blushed. I mumbled some uncreative responses. It was awful. I high fived him and hightailed it out of there checking over my shoulder to make sure it wasn’t following me.